9/27/08

We'll be performing at 2 pm, but hanging out at this all day. You just may hear that Fugazi cover, fuckos.

8/28/08

Fugazi Covers Project Release Party
Tuesday, Sept. 9th, 7:30 doors, 21+
@ The Delancey
168 Delancey St.
$10 cover - all proceeds to charity
performances by Gold Streets and Cholo
drink specials and roof BBQ courtesy of the Delancey

There will also be raffles and a chance to pick up the CD at a half-price. We'll be there (not performing) so please come by and hang out.

In other news, PMF will not be performing at Jersey City's outdoor Shangri-La Festival this coming weekend as it has been cancelled. We still have our fingers crossed for JC's 4th Street Fest, being held fittingly on October 4th.

7/16/08

Speaking of being In on the Killtaker, PMF is currently recording the Fugazi track "Facet Squared" for a charity covers album. Proceeds from the album will be going to Braking the Cycle, a benefit bike tour that raises money for HIV/AIDS services. More info on the project can be found here.
Here's a hot shot of us recording drums:

5/13/08

Excellent news. Saturday July 12th marks Plowing Mud Forever's long-awaited return to the stage (because the last place didn't have a stage, and the one before that was a living room). Thanks to our amigofriends in Torrential Downpour for getting us in on the killtaker.

3/13/08

Looks like we're back on the one update a month schedule, huh? We have been working our asses off to deliver y'all some new songs with which to season our Spring/Summer setlist. These are the new things you can yell at shows that we will most certainly comply with:

• "Play 'Teen Steam Dream Queen' until my spleen creams!
• "I want 'Mr. Monkey'!
• "Rabies! Rabies! 'Rabies First Battle'!
• "'Victim! Himself? No problem.'"
• "Just give us a taste of 'Dog Milk'!

2/3/08

Rock continues to roll. Watch us play our new songs, or die trying. You'll be able to see us doing these live fairly soon, so keep checking back here (and on MySpace) for show announcements.

Also, thanks to everyone that has been downloading That Fargin' EP of Ours. Don't expect this free shit to last forever though...our next EP is going to be priced in the low $300k range. Daddy needs his medicine.

1/4/08

A happy belated to y'allz. Scrolling down through these news blurbs will give you further indication of just how belated this moment really is, but why waste any more time? We are pleased to finally introduce something to you: Guillotine of Fire. There have been so many birthdays, kwanzaas, and junior proms since we started promising this EP would be ready for you, we realize we're a little behind on the gift giving. So, we've decided to give away all 6 tracks free. Get 'em here! (If you'd prefer to stream them, they are also playing on our PMF Myspace Page.)

In other news, Ryan has officially conquered the drum throne, and is kicking (sticking?) ass. We've written 4 new songs already and it doesn't look like we're slowing down any time soon. There's a lot of new audio and video being compiled, so look for some new shit around here soon. Until then, make sure to download that old shit and tell us what you think.

10/8/07

Hey, slobberknockers. The 4-man tag team version of PMF is alive and well and once again writing new songs. We gave Jersey City a successful 1-2 punch in the nuts last month and we're looking forward to yelling into more microphones. Here's a clip of absolutely nothing:

8/15/07

A brief, not-so-secret PMF show this weekend will take place at Ryan and Rollie's house in Jersey City. 328 First Street, upstairs. Sometime Saturday night. You're invited.

7/25/07

'Here we are again on our own...going down on the only broad we've ever boned.'

These are some scenes from the new episode of Plowing Mud Forever. You may notice some of the actors playing different roles:

Yeah, we all took turns on drums. We still don't really know what we're doing, so don't expect any "Plowing Mud Forever seeks nothing" signs up on the bulletin board just yet. Here's Ryan taking a stab at Serpentor's Love. A very hard and aggressive stab. And pretty god damned good for his first time ever playing it on drums.

Last, but not least... some pictures from the last 4 months. Enjoy.

7/20/07

Hey, hey slut, get laid, get fucked. Yeah, it's been a while, eh? Back in April, the shit hit the fan and everyone got a little crazy. We played an April Fools prank on the PMF website, but guess what, the joke was on us!

Long story in shorts, we parted ways with Mark, and the rest of us took a 4 month sabbatical from the Mud. Wally trained intensely for the annual Penis-Shaped Carrot eating contest, Ryan studied Global Geosociopolitcal Heterogeneous Telemedicine, Kirk tried on lots of different colored wigs, and Rollie just kept staring at the same page in his Magic Eye book.

AND THEN... last weekend we all got together again and made sweet love. And music. Basically, we're trying some new things out. New songs, new instruments, new studios. It's a very wacky time in the PMF World, so for the millionth time, bear with us.

Over the weekend, we'll be putting up some new photos and videos. We promise.

3/24/07

A couple new things here today. A show archive, some pictures from 2003, a guestbook. Some bold things here and there. More shit coming soonish.

3/9/07

Now that we're all in each others' faces again, we're back to updating the PMF photo gallery. Everybody is singing and writing and having a gay old time. We're so happy, we posted this on the Ultrasound bulletin board:

Oh yeah, we'll be trying out some new things on the website this month. Some we may keep, others we may kill. Let us know what you like and don't like (in your rectum).

2/19/07

Gifts for Presidents Day, who would've thought?! Wally Washington, Kirkraham Lincoln, Ryan Quincy Adams, Rollie Reagan, and Mark Hussein, that's who! In celebration of all presidents dead and deader, we have cooked up 100 MB OF PMF MP3 TRACKS FOR YOU TO SPEND YOUR HOLIDAY DOWNLOADING AND TRADING WITH YOUR FRIENDS IN EXCHANGE FOR RARE BESTIALITY VIDEOS! Point and click, you sick fucks.

2/5/07

Plowing Mud Forever is pleased to announce to the successful acquisition of Mark Maurice's full time drumstick-slinging services. We discovered Mark in a New York City bar stuffing a jukebox full of Melvins and Faith No More tunes in order keep the downtown hipsters hot and bothered on a cold December night. By the second practice session, he was already jamming the shit out of our songs... while juggling exploding milk bottles... with two blindfolds on... his nuts!

We can finally move forward as the most mature, family-oriented, and politically correct 5-piece in alternative metal history (or is it herstory? We're new to this, dickheads... err...janeheads). And with Mark now an official member, the new and improved Plowing Mud Forever can legitimately make these 3 Golden Promises:

1. Our instruments will not constantly be on fire.
2. Our bandmembers are free of open lesions and sores.
3. Homeless people do not defecate on our stage.

1/11/07

PMF says WHUTTUP 2007.

11/16/06

We're working on things. Are you ready for things? Cuz some things is gonna happen.

10/14/06

ATTN: Drummers. Click this. Read this. Be this:

10/10/06

The Trash Bar show was so awesome that we took 30 million pictures of it. We put a fraction of them in our Images Gallery along with 3 other new photo sets. There may be a couple new video clips appearing soon too.

In other news, we bid farewell to our temporary drummer Rob Farren, as he returns to The Impulse. Look for a music video from them coming out in the near future. PMF members Kirk and Rollie may even end up in some scenes.

Well that's about all that's going on. Since you can't buy our EP yet, why don't you go buy the new Mastodon album? Or the new Melvins album? Or go see Queensryche or something?

9/6/06

Your To-Do List:

• Check out the Sept. 30th Flyer!
• Be our fucking Myspace friend already!
• Respond to our Craigslist "Drummer Wanted" ad!
• Go see our temporary drummer Rob's band (The Impulse) play a show this Saturday night at The Delancey!
• Nuke a Godless Communist Gay Baby Seal For Christ!
• Count the days until the Guillotine of Fire EP comes out!
• Stare into the loving eyes of Ted Kaczynski!

9/1/06

You can't keep a good band down. While we are still looking for a full-time replacement drummer, we have temporarily recruited our friend Rob to fill in for the Trash Bar show. Normally you can catch him playing with The Impulse or sleeping. Or at least trying to sleep. We owe him big time.

In other news, keep those drummer audition tapes pouring in, fuckers.

8/28/06

PMF is currently drummerless. We're hoping to still honor the September show, somehow. Anyone have any good ideas?

8/3/06

Alrighty girly boys and boyish gals, we've got the date, time, and place set for the big show. All we need to do now is get you there. Click here for deertails (or if you're impatient, just scribble down PMF 9/30 Trash Bar 11pm on a napkin)

7/26/06

Wow, it's been a while. Back in May, we wrapped up recording of our 6-song EP entitled Guillotine of Fire. It's looking like this will be completely mastered, duplicated, and ready for release in September. For a taste of some of the tracks, go here, or distract us and raid our iPods. We're all very excited for you to the hear new material. We're so excited, in fact, that we've already started cooking up the next batch of songs.

But before we get too far ahead of ourselves, we plan to play a shitload of shows this fall. Like, so many god damned shows, you'll puke. And then we'll play a show on top of your vomit chunks. And what better time and place to begin throwing up than at an open bar in Brooklyn? We'll tell you when and where very soonish. Until then, enjoy sniffing the official unofficial Guillotine of Fire tracklisting:

1. Serpentor's Love
2. Bottleneck
3. Modus Operandi
4. Sitcom
5. Addiction
6. One More War

4/24/06

PMF has emerged from the first weekend of tracking in one piece, with all drum and bass tracks down and dialed. Despite some poor weather, we still made time to hit up Rockaway Beach and watch the loonies enjoy happy time outside of The Home. We'll drop guitars and synths in to the mix next Saturday, and then slather those bitches with sexy vocals on Sunday. In the end, the album will make you go to Rockaway Beach and commit yourselves to The Home, because it's going to be insanely good. I recommend you start practicing twitching and talking to your demons now, as it will make the transition easier.

4/10/06

If you love spring chickens then we're gonna tickle your mind's taint. We're impregnated with a yet to be named EP and will be entering the studio at the end of the month to push it out of our band-gina. Once we cut the cord and towel it off, we'll make it available here in interspace. You'll also be able to see highlights from the recording sessions, like triple-X raw sex creating said baby, baby!. It's gonna be birthriffic! WAAHHHHHH!!!

2/28/06

2/21/06

Did you forget about our show this Saturday (the 25th) at the Pussycat Lounge? If you did, then it's probably because you thought the cover was going to be $10. Boy, were you wrong. It's only $5! Now it's only going to take you 5 hours of hard labor to be able to afford the cover. Who ever said PMF wasn't a blue collar band? Bruce Springsteen's Sleepaway Camper murdering sister Pamela? More show info here!

2/12/06

PMF has gone through its personal photo archive and is now sharing. We've got all of our 2005 photos up over here. The rest will be up later in the week. Also, while you're there, check out the official Flammable music video.

1/02/06

Happy Noodle Years! Thanks to everyone who came out to our show the other night and didn't jump off of the balcony. Those who took the dive prematurely missed the first ever performance of two new PMF songs: "In League With Satan" and "One Thousand Days in Sodom" (wait, that was Venom and that was New Years 1981). We played "Serpentor's Love" and "Modus Operandi" (Modu. Operand. for short) and gave out a brand new Limited Edition Plowing Mud Forever DVD called Bloopers, Mother Fucker!. We'll be heading back to the Pussycat Lounge on Saturday, February 25th with more new songs and more junk to shove in your faces. More info here!

12/18/05

We've just added a special new feature: The Video of the Moment! We will be adding a shitload of new features very soon. Maybe even an assload. Maybe even a shitty assload.

12/2/05

On the last day of this month, Plowing Mud Forever will be playing a special New Years Eve show at the Pussycat Lounge. Check out that info here. You may be wondering "What makes this show so special?" The answer is thongs. Oh, and also we will finally be premiering several new songs... for serious this time.

11/8/05

OMGZ! WTF? Two updates in one day? Sike!

11/8/05

A giant thanks to those of you who came and saw us at our Halloween show. They got goodie bags, saw us in costume, and there were scantily clad women dancing around and a fire eater. Fun for all...Except those of you who missed it. You get nothing. Maybe next time, you will witness the awe-inspiring power of Plowing Mud Forever.

9/25/05

Right now, we're working on brand spankin' new songs. It's going well. We're drinking a lot and smacking dumb-asses in their faces. The next show shoulds be really cool, it's the big Halloween show. So show up, wear a costume. If you dress up like Plowing Mud Forever, you will be our friend. Do it, dammit!

8/2/05

Ah, strippers. Thanks to all who came to the Pussycat Lounge show. You guys are the real heroes...And the real strippers.

7/17/05

Yesterday, the Plowing Mud Forever Street Team gave away cd's at Coney Island, where a gross music festival was going on. It was a free event and if you missed it, that means you didn't get a cd, and therefore you stink like poo. Lucky for you, you can check out our latest live footage here, but be warned, the file is 23mb. Watch it if you dare!

6/22/05

Good news, folks. We're currently in the midst of working on a new recording, bringing your face something smelly. Yeah, it's the new sound of Plowing Mud Forever...In your face, and in yer mom.

5/27/05

For those of you who missed the strippers, dead skeletons, and other boring dudes, you should eat a poison apple sucka. Come to our next show. Bring a friend, bring a lover, bring the hooker you just picked up. It should be fun. Come up to us, introduce yourself. As of right now, we're starting to play more shows, we're recording a new masterpiece. Check it out or a phantom powered anal probe will attack you. Do it and it still will attack you...In your sleep. Beware!!!

5/07/05

Eat some ants. Have sex with yourself. Blah, blah, blah.

2/27/05

Thanks to everyone who showed up to the 169 Bar show. We donated our proceeds to help out the people affected by the tsunami. To those of you who missed perhaps one of our best shows to date (minus getting electrocuted), we should have another ass-picking show soon. Check the site out again...Or else. Punks.

2/5/05

2/5/05 Our next show's going to be more fun than usual. You wanna know why? It's because we're gonna have a bunch of strippers there. Proceeds will benefit those affected by the tsunami in South Asia. We're donating the money to the American Red Cross. Yes, we're doing some good deeds this time around. So come out and give a helping hand and experience a sick show on top of that. Poop on a kid.

1/15/05

A big thanks to those of you who showed up to see us rock out and tear up 13 Little Devils. We ripped that baby a new a-hole. That show was probably our best so far, and damnit, our next show's gonna be even better. You wait and see. Folks, try to make it, because it'll be on a Friday.

1/1/05

Happy New Year. We have some shows coming up real fast. Be sure to check them out...

11/13/04

Yesterday we played a 45-minute set at a cool new club called 13 Little Devils. Thanks to Fountainhead for hooking us up with the gig, and thanks to everybody at the club for making it a fun time. We heard about the slot opening just a couple days in advance so we couldn¹t do much promotion, so we¹re real super sorry if you didn¹t hear about it. We¹ll keep everybody posted about our next show for sure. If you¹re on the mailing list, that is. And if you¹re not on the mailing list, then how do you ever expect to get your free shit??? Blauauaurrghghh!!! Have fun and be safe... or else.

11/06/04

No real news, other than we're still working on new material. Go have sex with your wife or plastic doll now.

9/17/04

A big thanks to those of you who showed up at Niagara yesterday to check out our first show as a 5-piece band. An equally huge thanks to The Antagonists for allowing us to play during Ignite on Thursday. The cramped, intimate tiki lounge basement setting was the perfect place for us to unleash the bloodthirsty beast that is our music. Fans wisely stayed back a few feet from the performers in order to not be sprayed with the constant torrent of sweat and spittle that flew from our bodies as we thrashed and flailed in what can only be called pure musical adrenaline. Eight lucky audience members received free flashing light rings from us, provided by our proud sponsor Happy Glow Cock Rings, whose motto is, “They glow when you squeeze ‘em!” Additional (used) cock rings will be given out at our next performance. Be there or you’ll miss out! Free CDs are also available at every show. Don’t be shy, say “hi”.

7/27/04